Like, omg! Have you heard Paris Hilton’s new song? It’s not like we haven’t heard (and seen) enough of her already. Between filming for her hit MTV show My New BFF, and cat-fighting her way through the glamorous LA party scene, Paris has somehow found time to record another album (yes, she already has one). “Hilton has her own independent label, Heiress Records, which she founded in 2004 to help get her music career off the ground.” AKA - no one would pay to release her album so she had to pay for it herself. “The label’s roster includes one artist: Paris Hilton.” Really? Paris Hilton is a selfish, conceited brat? Big surprise.
Now, I couldn’t be completely honest without admitting to having sung along to the catchy hook of “Stars Are Blind” at least once in my youth. However, in my defense, she did not write the song, nor did I purchase it legally. But I digress.
Hilton described her new album as “very personal,” having actually written her own songs. I’m not sure why she considers this a selling point, as it exposes the fact that she did NOT write the songs on her first album. Like most people, however, I did have an intense curiosity to listen to the new track, “My BFF,” and the repercussions reminded me a lot of the time I accidentally swallowed a fly - just wondering why it happened and wallowing in the fact that it’s too late to avoid.
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