Something that does not suck in any way happened last night. Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election. It is possibly the single most important event I will witness in my lifetime.
I’m in too good of a mood right now to post about stuff that sucks.
Have a great evening!
John McCain Pinches a Loaf
OK, so it’s election day 2008. Go out and cast your vote for Obama, if you haven’t already. If you are thinking about voting for McCain just stay home and read your bible instead. Maybe you could head on over to the firing range or play tennis on your own personal court (as these would most likely be the reasons why you would actually want to vote for him).
A lot of news networks, newspapers and websites are reporting on the election results already. Let’s be honest though, no one will really know the results until all is said and done. You know, like the Repubs coming in and tipping the scales in their own favor, like they did in the last two presidential elections.
Any way you look at it the McCain/Palin ticket sucks ass really hard. Let’s move forward people, not go back to the dark ages. I mean McCain is the guy who talks about cutting government spending yet spends $9000 a month on make-up. Sarah Palin, i’ve got nothing to say about her, everyone knows she’s a fucking idiot. Obama’s not going to magically clean up the country, but he’ll at least get us heading in the right direction.
Even if you don’t give two shits about politics, if you vote you can get a free Starbucks coffee or any of the other free goodies being given away today. Check it out…